Tuesday, August 30, 2011


That ugly bug reared its antennae again tonight. However, I was prepared! I actually had a big cup with me and I threw it over him, slid a Kohls advertisement under the cup, ran to the bathroom screaming "EW! EW! EW!" the whole way and flushed that nasty sucker down the toilet. I'm shaking from the adrenaline rush but I will sleep much easier knowing he's been flushed down into the sewers....three times...just for good measure.